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Boy, why are you crying?


Today, Matt Walsh wrote a wretched blog post about Robin Williams and suicide. The internet exploded, swords were unsheathed, and somewhere out there, someone’s bad day was made that much worse because of it.

In the interest of me not wanting to spend any more of my day defending the helplessness of the depressed and suicidal, I’m going to make short work of this:

There was nothing remotely close to humanity, dignity, or decency in the things Matt Walsh wrote. Don’t trick yourself into believing that you either have to stand on the side of his purported Christianity, or on the side that rejects that Christianity in favor of the emotional void. The truth exists in the bleak middle ground where we accept the horror of suicide, but have enough common decency to recognize that the death of a man–a man, a husband, a father, not a philosophical abstraction–doesn’t exist as some sort of cosmic lesson-for-profit.

Pray for Robin Williams’ family.
Go love each other.


Thanksgiving in 2013 is pretty much The Hunger Games

You think you’re prepared for this, but who are we kidding. Seriously.

Everyone expects you to be excited, but really, you’re just. not. up to it.

What’s that? The doorbell? Great.
(There’s one in every family.)

Relatives, amirite?
(No. Please. Just no.)

Oh, you brought three strangers with you? THAT’S TERRIFIC.

That’s it. Time for a drink.

Or two.

But seriously, when are we eating?

When that magic moment finally arrives, it’s basically like this:

All I’m saying is we’re not f**king around when it comes to the last crescent roll.

And God save us all from the battle over wishbone privileges.

Don’t get me started on the food coma that’s about to happen.

Just keep in mind that it’s only one day. You can do this.
(I’m betting on you!)

So good luck this Thanksgiving, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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A 9/11 Post

I was only 16 when terrorists drove planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. It was such a bizarre day. My English teacher’s son was on a plane out of DC, and couldn’t be reached. Parents showed up at the school to see their children and patrol the halls–probably evidence that, like most of the country, none of us had any idea what to do. Even in flyover country, there was this pervasive feeling of confusion and fear that nobody felt the need to shake. Were we in any immediate danger, in our small Midwestern town? Probably not. But somewhere in America, people were being murdered, and we felt their fear just as acutely as someone in a more targetable city.

Last year, as I sat in my comfortable office and watched the embassy in Benghazi burn, that fear returned. It was deeper this time; maybe it was because I was older, or because I understood what those flames meant. It was in those first moments when photos of the Ambassador flashed across the screen that I knew what it meant to be afraid.

There was something so dirty about the attack on the Embassy. New York was calculation; Benghazi was the most vulgar display of violence I’d ever seen shown in prime time. The attacks on New York and DC felt directed at me only in the most abstract sense; Benghazi felt personal. Benghazi embodied a global moment of pure, unadulterated hatred that even the shock-jocks in the media refused to acknowledge.

After the towers fell, no one had the audacity to stand in front of a camera and tell the American people that there was no need to worry. No one blamed a video. No one treated the deaths of so many innocents as collateral damage. After Benghazi, though, I’d never seen so many people try so hard to convince me that international acts of animalistic brutality were inconsequential compared to competing discussions on birth control.

For the past year, I’ve been trying to figure out why, when asked, I’ll always say Benghazi had more of an impact on me. Maybe it’s because the rest of the world has been doing its best to convince me that it shouldn’t.

Getting it Right Online

roimageIt’s that time again, kittens.

Today, I’ll be joining conservative activists from all over the country for Americans For Prosperity Foundation’s 2 day digital strategy blitzkrieg. In addition to attending amazing panels, I’ll be conducting interviews with the nation’s top conservatives, and providing live coverage from both RightOnline and the Defending the American Dream Summit live on (the MIGHTY) FTR Radio.

In 2008, digital outreach was big. In 2012, it was a gamechanger. It’s time for the Right to not just catch up with the online efforts of progressives, but to leave them choking on our dust. It’s time for the GOP to divorce itself from its dusty reputation and embrace this wonderful world of technology and 24/7 engagement. We can talk until we’re blue in the face about our message, our values, and our plans to return America to prosperity, but it won’t make a damn bit of difference if we’re still relying on a strategy that struggles to implement hashtags.

That’s where AFP and RightOnline comes in. This weekend, the best digital and online strategists will be gathered together in one place for a single purpose–to teach you how to kick ass online and win. There are no moral victories during election season–there are winners and there are losers, and I intend to be among the winners. Sí, se freakin’ puede.

See you all in Orlando! #tweetwemuch!

Catch all of my updates here, as well as on Twitter, The College Conservative, and Rare.

As always, AFP has been incredibly generous to me. To the incredible AFP staff, I thank you for all of your hard work. To the amazing AFP donors, thank you so much for this opportunity to learn and grow with other conservative activists.


Here’s the live feed of the SB 5 meltdown currently happening in the Texas legislature.

Make your voice heard, Texas. #TweetYourFeet and #Stand4Life!


Arizona Under Fire: What you need to know about the Sheriff Joe Recall Effort

I don’t normally stick my nose into local or district races, mostly because it conflicts with my philosophy of letting the people choose their own. damn. representatives. That being said, I do believe that the people have a right to know who they’re signing petitions against and voting for–especially when the Big Progressive Steamroller of Doom© is calling the shots.

Strategically bagging elections is sort of a thing with the left. What we saw in 2008, and again in 2012, is not a new thing. The plan they’re working with now is a plan decades in the making, and the GOP has a long way to go if we expect to even attempt to catch up with the progressive freak parade. This plan–known as The Colorado Model (go read this article RIGHT NOW)–is fairly simple, and being deployed with panache all over the country:

Eric O’Keefe, chairman of the conservative Sam Adams Alliance in Chicago, says there are seven “capacities” that are required to drive a successful political strategy and keep it on offense: [1] the capacity to generate intellectual ammunition, [2] to pursue investigations, [3] to mobilize for elections, [4] to fight media bias, [5] to pursue strategic litigation, [6] to train new leaders, and [7] to sustain a presence in the new media. Colorado liberals have now created institutions that possess all seven capacities. By working together, they generate political noise and attract press coverage. Explains Caldara, “Build an echo chamber and the media laps it up.”

Sound familiar? It should. It’s what shellacked you in the face in 2012. It’s also what’s currently threatening the political career of Maricopa County, Arizona’s embattled Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

The recall effort against Sheriff Joe Arpaio is rolling along under the banner of “Respect Arizona,” a political recall committee registered with the Maricopa County Elections Office. Their only goal is to successfully recall Joe Arpaio and replace him with someone more attractive to the progressive palate. They’ve been up and running since about three weeks after Sheriff Arpaio was reelected with 53% of the vote. Arpaio was and remains the face of Arizona’s controversial SB 1070 immigration bill, which is obviously convenient for the recall effort, considering significant portions of the bill were struck down by the Supreme Court last summer. At any rate, Respect Arizona is applying the Colorado Model to their recall effort and relying on emotional plays and token endorsements to whip up the base and create a progressive echo chamber that the GOP in Arizona is not prepared or equipped to deal with.

They succeeded in Colorado. They tried and failed in Wisconsin with the Walker recall effort. Now, Arizona is in the crosshairs, and the left is well on their way to ousting a duly elected sheriff with no current basis for the recall. They want one more bite at the apple, and they’re well on their way to getting it: as of Friday, April 5, the recall effort has over 120,000 paid petitioners on the ground, and have less than 100,000 signatures to go before the May 30th recall petition deadline.

The recall effort against Joe Arpaio is just one part of a national strategy to overwhelm the system. The left is building a template to apply on a national level, and we’re not prepared to handle it. LaborUnionReport over at RedState called it over a year ago:

On the Right, after nearly three years of being engaged in the battle to save America from tax and spend collectivists, there is still a large knowledge vacuum in the nature of the battle, the groups and strategies involved, as well as the tactics used. America is nearing the end of a century-old ideological war waged by Marxists of varying degree—an ideological war that will determine the future of America. Until such time as the Right understands that fact and begins to work together, any “victories” at the ballot box will be fleeting and, in the long run, futile.

This battle isn’t just about Sheriff Joe, or Governor Walker, or whoever the left chooses as its next target. Whether or not you support these politicians, it’s important for you to understand what’s happening: these are a series of ideological attacks waged by progressives who do not like the outcomes of elections. They know they have a better chance of winning in the courts or on the rebound, and given the chance, they’ll give it everything they’ve got.

Red Warning Flag: the UN Arms Trade Treaty

On Tuesday, the United States agreed to passage of the UN Arms Trade Treaty:

The 193-nation U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday overwhelmingly approved the first treaty on the global arms trade, which seeks to regulate the $70 billion business in conventional arms and keep weapons out of the hands of human rights abusers.

The official U.N. tally showed 154 votes in favor, 3 against and 23 abstentions, though diplomats and U.N. officials said the actual vote was 155-3-22 due to Angola being recorded as having abstained and not voting yes.

The fact that this passed by such a large margin is no surprise. Only one country on the planet has a Second Amendment. The problem with this treaty isn’t its purpose–no one thinks protecting women and children is a bad idea. The problem lies in its overbroad, vague, and ambiguous treatment of the actual execution of the provisions of the treaty.

US Secretary of State John Kerry on the treaty:

“Nothing in this treaty could ever infringe on the rights of American citizens under our domestic law or the Constitution, including the Second Amendment,” he added, referring to the U.S. constitutional amendment that guarantees the right to bear arms.

This, of course, is the first signal that something is wrong. The Obama Administration already has the Secretary of State trotting around proclaiming that nothing could ever be infringed ever by this vague and ambiguous treaty! Furthermore, Kerry has said that this treaty is “implemental,” which tells me that not only does the Administration believe this treaty is feasible for implementation in the US, but that they’re going to launch a big push to make sure it happens.

Today, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott sent the President a quick note urging him to not sign the treaty. In the letter (which you should read,) General Abbott points out that the treaty:

– Fails to recognize the fundamental, individual right to keep and bear arms or the right to defend one’s family, person, and property;

– Empowers a new UN bureaucracy focused on firearms restrictions that will be run by international bureaucrats who are not accountable to the people of the United States;

– Employs vague and sweeping language that could be used for any number of future restrictions on Second Amendment rights; and

– Places no defined limits on the UN’s power to interfere with Second Amendment rights.

Sounds great!

The insidious part of this thing isn’t that it purports to regulate all arms and weapons, but that it purports to regulate small arms and light weapons. This is the Second Amendment problem the Obama Administration is already so keen on glossing over. This treaty vests new power in the United Nations, which under this treaty has the power to impose arms restrictions drafted and overseen by international bureaucrats who are not accountable to the American people.

There’s been a lot of buzz on Twitter and on the list servs about enforcement of the treaty’s provisions, and most seem keen to blow the whole thing off as another exercise in international idiocy. It’s true that there’s no compulsory enforcement mechanism, but this doesn’t render the treaty null and void as a matter of law. The treaty is broad, vague, and ambiguous, but under General Abbott’s interpretation (which I trust both as a professional and as a citizen), it could require all of the signatory states to assist the UN in creating some sort of registry. The thing is, if signed and ratified, the treaty has the force of law in the signatory state–so while the treaty itself doesn’t compel the states to do anything, a state who signs and ratifies now has the foundation they need to take action in compliance with the treaty’s requirements.

So really, the whole thing depends on the state. How ours will behave remains to be seen–it’s an evil version of a “Choose Your Own Adventure” book.

Keep an eye on this. Call your senator. As of right now, Barack Obama doesn’t have the 2/3 majority vote he needs to ram this thing through the Senate, and it’s your job to make sure things stay that way.

General Abbott is ready to lead the charge against the UN Arms Trade Treaty. Let’s make sure he doesn’t have to.