You think you’re prepared for this, but who are we kidding. Seriously.
Everyone expects you to be excited, but really, you’re just. not. up to it.
What’s that? The doorbell? Great.
(There’s one in every family.)
Relatives, amirite?
(No. Please. Just no.)
Oh, you brought three strangers with you? THAT’S TERRIFIC.
That’s it. Time for a drink.
Or two.
But seriously, when are we eating?
When that magic moment finally arrives, it’s basically like this:
All I’m saying is we’re not f**king around when it comes to the last crescent roll.
And God save us all from the battle over wishbone privileges.
Don’t get me started on the food coma that’s about to happen.
Just keep in mind that it’s only one day. You can do this.
(I’m betting on you!)
So good luck this Thanksgiving, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Originally at Rare.us
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