Thanksgiving in 2013 is pretty much The Hunger Games

You think you’re prepared for this, but who are we kidding. Seriously.
imnotafraid

Everyone expects you to be excited, but really, you’re just. not. up to it.
headshake

What’s that? The doorbell? Great.
creepysmile
(There’s one in every family.)

Relatives, amirite?
letmeloveyou
(No. Please. Just no.)

Oh, you brought three strangers with you? THAT’S TERRIFIC.
makingfriends

That’s it. Time for a drink.
drink

Or two.
drunk

But seriously, when are we eating?
hungry

When that magic moment finally arrives, it’s basically like this:
cornucopia

All I’m saying is we’re not f**king around when it comes to the last crescent roll.
arrowshot

And God save us all from the battle over wishbone privileges.
ivolunteer

Don’t get me started on the food coma that’s about to happen.
faint

Just keep in mind that it’s only one day. You can do this.
imbettingonyou
(I’m betting on you!)

So good luck this Thanksgiving, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
salute

Originally at Rare.us

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